I just have to share this "Dear Petsitter" letter. I laughed out loud while my Gertie perched on her throne (my lap). This was after convincing her to let go of her persistent pursuit of fake squirrel on the fridge for the possibility of real squirrel in the trees. Fake squirrel is in the near future. But not til we enjoy the fall weather for a spell. And I will enjoy the fact that I only have 2 peculiar pets.