Thursday, February 19, 2009

Scribble and Scrambles ~ Report Card Time







Lily and Lola Report Card/Update.

Bouncing. Yep. Check. Satisfactory.

Walking on leashes. Well. Needs work.

Unsupervised in-house behavior. Oh, not good at all. Unsatisfactory.

Unsupervised outside behavior. Ha. Ask the UPS guy. And the neighborhood squirrels.

Digestion and food habits.
Rug -- chewed, swallowed, deposited in back yard.
Peanut Butter. Good. Will do anything for peanut butter -- humans best friend (and they say dog is).
Dog food. Science Diet and Iams weren't expensive enough. We have now moved on to organic allergy free. Lily developed an allergy to her food (interesting since she has eaten things that would kill a lesser being). How do we know? The ears swelled and turned red and her sister licked them until she developed little scabs. Surely she had ear mites. Nope, the vet said it was a food allergy. The new food has been an adventure. The lamb and potato or maybe the venison and barley blend leaves an after odor. Like some folks have garlic scent that oozes from sweat glands and pores... Lily and Lola smell a little like a down-and-out drunk man in an alley. So, in an attempt to deal with this unpleasant side effect, Doggy Mama purchased the vegetarian flavor. Guess what that does? Think fiber and bubbles...very, very bad bubbles.


Cuteness. Life saving A+
Tardies. Never late for dinner.
Enthusiasm. Over the top.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you!

Kim said...

Oh Kelly! This is priceless!!! HILARIOUS!!! And I thought my dog was funny....too funny!!

shelby said...

hah this is pretty great!