Thought I'd share some links and fun I received via e-mail.
Thou art a beslubbering bat-fowling lewdster.
That'll stop them in their tracks.
A war of wit or words, can never be won with simple, overused one syllable epitaphs. Below are two similar and highly entertaining sights wherein or whereupon you can gather more creative words for your wit arsenal.
Yes, it's true. You soon will be able to leave a wake of speechless opponents.
And should you be exiled. Well, here is a device to make that exile easier. You are on your own for procuring victuals.
(who says all e-mail forwards are lame?) (Okay, but you have to admit to -- ha-ha-lamety.)
FREE BBQ Grills!
It's time to get ready for that all important cooking technique---outdoor grilling!
I have just found out that there are several stores where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q Grill!
You can get a free BBQ grill from any of the following stores:
A&P
Albertsons
Costco
Costco
Home Depot
Kroger
Big Lots
Brookshire's
Lowes
Publix
Safeway
Sam's Club
Target
Vons
Trader Joe's
Wal-Mart
Winn-Dixie
I especially like the higher rack - which can be used for keeping things warm!
Just make sure to get a metal one...the plastic ones don't do so well. (I melted 3 of them.) Ya'll enjoy now!!