I wasn't that organized. I don't remember most of what I say, and my kids, well, either I was too busy laughing or comforting them because I laughed "at" them to write it down. My kids, all three, are very clever and witty as well. Whew! Dodged that bullet. Now, as a grandma, I should tweet things like these clever folks. But I don't have to since some other folks do it so well, right?
http://www.boredpanda.com/25-funny-parenting-tweets/
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dad-tweets-parenting-james-breakwell-exploding-unicorn/