Oh those KIDS! and funny parents, too. My aunt used to scribble funny comments her kids made on the inside of her kitchen cabinets. That cabinet door was papered with sticky notes. And oddly, those two boys are pretty stinking funny adults. So maybe there was something to her crazy word keeping skills.
I wasn't that organized. I don't remember most of what I say, and my kids, well, either I was too busy laughing or comforting them because I laughed "at" them to write it down. My kids, all three, are very clever and witty as well. Whew! Dodged that bullet.
Now, as a grandma, I should tweet things like these clever folks. But I don't have to since some other folks do it so well, right?
http://www.boredpanda.com/25-funny-parenting-tweets/
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dad-tweets-parenting-james-breakwell-exploding-unicorn/