In honor of the upcoming fall holidays my van has developed a new style of vocalization.
Nothing serious I hope. I believe there is a piece of paper or fabric caught in my blower fan.
At random times, a shriek that could wake the dead sounds from the passenger side of the vehicle. Creepy by day and hair-raisingly eerie by night.
I’m glad I don’t believe in the possibility of zombies.
If there was such a thing, it would sound just like my van.
Other random trips around town find the fan clucking and gobbling like a turkey.
Both scintillating stylings add another element of fun while on the road.
Heavy metal music, for me, births homicidal thoughts. Trust me when I say that screaming zombies or turkey crescendos do the same when I encounter an illegal left hand turner or tailgater.
I suppose I should offer my van to Hollywood in case they need some really great turkey and/or zombie noises.
So here goes. If any of you are looking for some realistic, yet fresh and new, zombie or turkey voices, let me know. For a small fee, you too could enjoy authentic sounds for the fall holidays.
Suppose I could get the van to backfire “Ho,Ho,Ho?”