Because we have a unique squirrel situation, we have unique squirrel protection laws.

We are not allowed to harass black squirrels.
I don't know what squirrel harassment looks like.
However, the G.I. Joes' in the picture would be in big trouble if this squirrel's fur was a few shades darker.
I have no idea where this picture originated, but honestly, I just couldn't let it pass without comment.
The moral of this story: Hmmm. Don't harass ANY squirrels. Beware of the squirrel's revenge. Don't buy G.I. Joe action figures and leave them unattended. Keep your eyes peeled for roadkill for photo opportunities.