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Change. I've learned to embrace it, ride it out til the end. Sometimes I'm kicking and screaming, other times weeping with my eyes clinched tight. Once in awhile I ride like a dog in a car, head out the window snorting what life has to offer. Mother to young adult children, a marriage of thirty years, and a desert to mountain to valley waltz with God have shaped me into someone I never imagined I'd be. Life is short and I want to live it. Tears, sighs, laughter and change. Every morsel granted to me. Scrambled, shaken or stirred.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Scribbles and Scrambles - Word Wars and BBQ

Don't try this at home.

Thought I'd share some links and fun I received via e-mail.

Thou art a beslubbering bat-fowling lewdster.

That'll stop them in their tracks.

A war of wit or words, can never be won with simple, overused one syllable epitaphs. Below are two similar and highly entertaining sights wherein or whereupon you can gather more creative words for your wit arsenal.

Yes, it's true. You soon will be able to leave a wake of speechless opponents.

And should you be exiled. Well, here is a device to make that exile easier. You are on your own for procuring victuals.

(who says all e-mail forwards are lame?) (Okay, but you have to admit to -- ha-ha-lamety.)

FREE BBQ Grills!

It's time to get ready for that all important cooking technique---outdoor grilling!

I have just found out that there are several stores where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q Grill!
You can get a free BBQ grill from any of the following stores:

Home Depot
Big Lots
Sam's Club
Trader Joe's

I especially like the higher rack - which can be used for keeping things warm!

Just make sure to get a metal one...the plastic ones don't do so well. (I melted 3 of them.) Ya'll enjoy now!!


Xta said...

Perhaps I was, and am not, in the right frame of mind. When I received that email of the shopping cart BBQ, it saddened me. It looked like something I have seen in the dingier parts of South O and downtown where the homeless hide. It looked too real and realistic for me to find the humor. I went home that night, and the crappy, cheap $25 eyesore BBQ that is rusting it's life away on our patio actually found my gratitude.

Kelly Klepfer said...


Thanks for the convicting comment.

I meant no harm. Didn't the Shakespearian insult soften it a bit?

I know that had to have added something to your day. You love nothing more than good rapier- sharp wit.

Anonymous said...

Yes I know you meant no harm. And likewise said response. Just my frame of mind lately. And of course I loved the Bard site. Now, bathe thyself thou yeastly plume-plucked winter-cricket!
Love ya,