EER privately shared that she is frightened of me now.
I simply post a few shots of beans and share a stupid rhyme and I get sideways looks and folks moving very s-l-o-w-l-y around me. "Not making any sudden moves...it's all okay, really, peace and all that."
But I know EER will love this. She shared it with me.
Apparently the entire face of CPR has changed. No more Recessa-Annie lips. Nope. Don't have to breathe into people's mouths and either cringe at the thought of whom might have passed out at your feet or hope for the hunk (or babe) down the hall to have a little incident so you could "save his (or her) life (and play a little tonsil hockey).
The new face of CPR is the BeeGees. Remember them? Yep. Apparently chest compressions are to be done to a rapid beat like Stayin Alive.
What EER added to the whole thing was the additional song with the perfect beat.
Another One Bites the Dust.
Yeah. Just a suggestion y'all. Don't pass out at my feet.
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You know...I just completed CPR certification for my office...and this is NO JOKE!! Truly...Stayin' Alive and Another One Bites the Dust are the songs we're to remember so we get the chest compressions fast enough!!
GOOD GRIEF!!! I'd like to think I'd be able to truly help someone in an emergency, but the Good Lord only knows I won't be singing while trying to remember how many times to breathe and how many compressions to give!!
I'm just praying my "services" will never be needed!!
Thanks for verifying this, Kim. Ha. I think pure adrenaline would maybe the only thing on my side in a situation like that. However, I do occasionally get a song stuck in my head and can't get rid of it. These would stick, methinks.
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