This is the cheesy reality of my life. My daughter made up these jokes and shared them with me last night. She grew hysterical as she spouted punchline after punchline and then decided she'd type them out so I could share with my friends.
Fearing the loss of my job over the potential outbreak of hilarity...I'm sharing them with you.
If you don't find them remotely amusing -- just imagine a breathless delivery with streaming tears and possibly nose byproducts, and a fleeing cat. If that doesn't coax a smile...she's 16. Now we're talking.
What do you get when you combine a bomb with cheese?
A cheetoh!
What do you get when you combine a bomb with mint?
A mento!
What do you get when you combine a bomb with cheese and tortilla chips?
Doritos!!!!
What do you get when you combine a bomb with Sisterhood of the traveling pants?
Kostos! ( lena's boyfriend)
Have a hilarious, cheesy weekend.
Fearing the loss of my job over the potential outbreak of hilarity...I'm sharing them with you.
If you don't find them remotely amusing -- just imagine a breathless delivery with streaming tears and possibly nose byproducts, and a fleeing cat. If that doesn't coax a smile...she's 16. Now we're talking.
What do you get when you combine a bomb with cheese?
A cheetoh!
What do you get when you combine a bomb with mint?
A mento!
What do you get when you combine a bomb with cheese and tortilla chips?
Doritos!!!!
What do you get when you combine a bomb with Sisterhood of the traveling pants?
Kostos! ( lena's boyfriend)
Have a hilarious, cheesy weekend.
1 comment:
A girl after my own heart. Tonight at youth group we had a pirates vs. ninjas party. Everyone had to dress up like a pirate or ninja. Anyway, I went around all night making teens listen to me telling jokes like: What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks? Aaaarrrgyle! Ha ha ha ha... Or, What is a buccanneer? A might steep price for corn...
Oh, the eye-rolls!
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