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Change. I've learned to embrace it, ride it out til the end. Sometimes I'm kicking and screaming, other times weeping with my eyes clinched tight. Once in awhile I ride like a dog in a car, head out the window snorting what life has to offer. Mother to young adult children, a marriage of thirty years, and a desert to mountain to valley waltz with God have shaped me into someone I never imagined I'd be. Life is short and I want to live it. Tears, sighs, laughter and change. Every morsel granted to me. Scrambled, shaken or stirred.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Scribbles and Scrambles – Bad Idea – Part 2

Location: 5th and 6th grade Wednesday evening Pioneer Clubs.

Shirlee and I are ready to make synchronized swimming history. I mentioned yesterday that we had pooh-poohed the water/swimsuit thing, and the standard Knox gelatin hair control. Instead we would perform our routine clothed, dry, and with Vaseline sculpted hair.

Nervous, as most athletes before a big event, Shirlee and I paced the room. We had the full attention of the kids while we explained a bit about the history of synchronized swimming.

Then it was time to perform.

Shirlee grabbed the container of Vaseline and smeared a glob into her hair. You could hear a pin drop. She held it out to me. I scooped and swirled.

Did I mention that my hair is longer than Shirlee’s? Or coarser and curly?

Within a minute, tops, Shirlee had an excellent greased upsweep, while I had wrestled my mane into a rope-like chunk of hairy goo. I should have known. Shirlee took pity on me, scooped out more Vaseline and coaxed a Who-like do.

We performed our routine with a forced encore (they didn’t ask for it, we made them sit through the slow-motion replay). A smattering of applause, lots of laughter, whew it was a success. I slapped a hat on my head.

Visions of nicely conditioned hair bounced through my brain while I planned on a quick wash out at 9:15 p.m.

Did I mention that Shirlee and I work together and that she had Thursday off?

Tune in tomorrow for the rest of the story……


Janet Rubin said...

You slay me. I was just laughing out loud at the computer while my husband and teenager gave me the usual eye roll (Yup, mom is losin' it.) "who-like do" is what did it and then the "forced encore". God bless you sister!

Erin said...

You're a crazy cat Kelly.
I think I came close to letting just a little pee out I was laughing so hard while reading this and remebering the whole situation. HILARIOUS!!!