Scribbles and Scrambles ~ A Little Warped Fun

This may just be wrong on thirty-two different levels, but really, how fun is this?

They say interpretation is everything. ( A paranoid-leaning interpreter should be really nervous about now. "Who is this they?" )

I see the glass as half-full most of the time, as does the classic Ms. Poppins.
I'm wondering what's in "Moviemker" glass.

Serials and Scenarios ~ In the Shadow of Lions

As promised: My review of In the Shadow of Lions. ( A little late, but....)

In the Shadow of Lions is a story as dictated by a guardian angel to a present day woman who needs to hear it.

Two women without freedom face a reign, battles for power, threats of death and superstition. Beliefs collide to bring an alternative and gripping tale of King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn. Historical fans and those who devour great storytelling should find much to like. If martyrdom and torture themes bother you, look before you leap. I found the novel to be a little challenging as I tried to piece together who was who and how they all intersected. But once I got it, the story rocked and rolled.

Serials and Scenarios ~ Thought Morsels from Ginger Garrett

Ginger Garrett dropped in to answer the Dregs questions. I'm still reading the book and will buzz back through with a review tomorrow. In the meantime, you can go here to check out the first chapter. And by all means click on the book cover or here to find out more about Ginger and In the Shadow of Lions.

Did she pose for her book cover? Is it just me or do she and Anne Boleyn look alike? And I suppose since I used morsel like her not so nice friends I should consider myself one of them, I will, until I hear from her lawyer. Thanks, Ginger.

Fiction character you would most like to be or most identify with and why?

Snoopy. I’d love to be Snoopy. He’s so good-looking, calm and cool. And he flies doghouses, oops, I mean airplanes.


Some out there in writing land have strange rituals. Share yours.

If I get stuck, I have to do my nails. Maybe because I am staring at them blankly, sitting on the keyboard! I also take a break every 45 minutes. I set the timer for 10 minutes and clean like a dervish. It freshens me up and the house!


If you could change something in any novel, what would you change about it and why?

Once a book is finished, I have a true phobia about every opening it again. I get sick to my stomach at the thought. I can’t answer that question because I never open them again. And hopefully never will have to.

Pick one…..Pink iguana, purple cow, periwinkle giraffe. Which one and why? Can be negative or positive.

We own a bearded dragon named Goliath, and he rocks. So I’d choose an iguana, although they are nowhere as much fun as dragons. Cows eat grass all day and still end up overweight, which I can identify with, and giraffes have such long necks that they probably can’t find turtlenecks sweaters that fit. And a feather boa would just get lost in the visual.

Cows are too much like me, and giraffes are too hard to dress. A pink iguana it would have to be.


Favorite turn of phrase or word picture, in literature or movie.

Not all who wander are lost—Tolkien.


What period of history intrigues you the most?

The rise of the Black Death, 1348. The second book in the series, Chronicles of the Scribe, (chroniclesofthescribe.com) is about this.


What would you write if there were no rules or barriers? (epic novels about characters in the Bible, poetry, greeting cards, plays, movies, instruction manuals, etc.)

There are no rules or barriers. You have to live in your own imaginary world to write. And I don’t let rules inside my pretend world.


What makes you feel alive?

Running. I am training (painfully!) for my first half-marathon. I finished my first triathlon this summer and it was amazing. (Amazing that I finished, I mean.)

I come home after a run, terrify my children with “Sweaty Mom” and listen to them scream as they avoid me, then I get in the shower and get clean. I feel a surge of relief to be done, and relaxation from the endorphins.


How does something worm its way into your heart? Through tears, truth, humor or other?

Black humor, sarcasm. When the people I love make fun of me, I feel very loved and accepted. I despise overwrought sentiments and sloppy hugs and kisses. I won’t read effusive greeting cards, which makes my mother mad.


Book, music, person, food you would take with you on a very long trip.

I’d have to say my soulmate, Mitch. We’ve been married 12 years and I still love his touch. I’d also take a Bible, chocolate, and some Gaelic music. Or blues. Or anything with YoYo Ma.


Favorite season and why?

Valentines for the chocolates, Halloween for the mellow pumpkins, Christmas for the peppermints from Bob’s factory, and Easter for the Cadbury eggs. The Fourth of July needs a good candy, don’t you think?


Favorite book setting and why?

Belgium. I love Belgium. It’s the most drearily romantic place on earth. I also love Ireland because I sleep well there, and Italy because it has such wild abandon.


Which compliment related to your writing has meant the most and why?

Anytime a reader emails me, I am elated. I write to build connections, and reader emails mean it’s working.


What criticism has cut the deepest and why?

I don’t think I’ve ever been deeply wounded by a criticism. They are the costs of doing business, that’s all.


What is your favorite word?

Puppy. I love puppy everything. I love puppy smell, puppy food, puppy leashes, puppy breath. I love puppies. When I was pregnant, I worried I wouldn’t like my baby as much as I like puppies. Fortunately for us all, I was too drugged to decide for several days. By then, I liked the kid a lot.


What word annoys you more than any other?

Morsel. I despise the way it feels in your mouth, the way it sounds, the meaning. My friends work it into conversation wherever possible.


Superhero you most admire and why?

Sarah Palin


Favorite chore

Taking the trash to the curb. It’s very satisfying.


Anything you'd do but don't because of fear of pain? What is it? Ex. Bungee jumping, sky diving, running with scissors.

I do *everything* because of fear of pain. If I am afraid of it, I get a thrill out of doing it.


Societal pet peeve…sound off.

People who give their animals away because they get “too busy” to care for them.


CREATIVE CORNER:
Pick any of the following and have fun with it.

If Alex had known the body of the senator was in the bathtub, she would've taken Jim's offer for coffee.

Jim looked much better naked. (sorry, couldn’t resist!)

Serials and Scenarios ~ Wounded Reviewed

I don't hesitate to lay a book down and skip going back to it. I belong to a mystery readers club that sends a portion of a book via e-mail every day. Usually, I know whether I want to open the excerpt the next day or not by what I read on day one. That's why I love the feature that CFBA is offering now -- the entire first chapter. I recommend that you read the first chapter of Wounded. Click here to do so.

Wounded is a challenging novel. Personally challenging in what will I, an evangelical Christian who has concerns about Catholic doctrines, do with a book that is very much about saints, stigmata and Christ's wounds? For starters, I won't recommend it to anyone who is confused about Mary worship vs. Christ worship. Can I recommend it to those who are mature enough in their walk with Christ that they know His words and His heart? Yes I can, because a person who is mature is going to be able to discern the truth throughout, within and behind this novel about very broken people who are in need and receipt of scandalous grace.

I know folks who won't read C.S. Lewis because of his deep questions. Others in my circle of influence don't believe a Catholic can be saved because of the tradition and error that stands between soul and Savior. Still others label things outside of their experience and knowledge heresy. If you fall into any of these camps, don't pick up Wounded because you will be offended.

However, if you believe that Jesus works today as He did when He walked the earth, that He is not bound by our expectations, that He is lavish and almost wasteful with His grace then read the first chapter. If you are intrigued by stories of those who sacrifice everything for Jesus or powerful and unexpected healing from hideous consequences and lives, Wounded may speak to the very center of your soul. If you are broken and don't want to be broken anymore, if you feel like you are a blind man and you are looking for another blind man who can accompany you while you search for freedom you may want to stumble to the bookstore to pick up a copy of this novel.

Claudia Mair Burney writes with passion and poignancy. She also writes as if she is using "ink" from her own veins. Her characters are haunting. People who are broken, blind and needy, and people I recognize when I walk through my safe little suburbs and sometimes even when I look into a mirror.

Wounded is not for everybody, but it is for some. I think you will know who you are.

Scribbles and Scrambles ~ This Does NOT Happen at My House.

Suppose this guy gives lessons? Maybe he drinks chamomile tea and the puppies respond to the essence on his breath.

Pet bedtime at our house? Hmmm. 21 lays out the "puppy" beds and bids them good night. After a few minutes of wrestling they do fall asleep. Nervous Nellie, the cat that only leaves the upstairs when in dire need of food, drink or box, stands at the top of the stairs and "announces" that it's time for a human to join her i.e. give her attention. That announcement is usually followed by the pounding of kitty feet as Mr. Naughty, Nervous Nellie's nemesis decides he wants to get one more pin in before bedtime. Hissing and yowling commence as eight cat feet thud across the floor.

Finally, the humans are ready for bed. As soon as I turn off my light, the cats descend upon me.

Suppose the guy speaks cat? And if so, does he make house calls?

Serials and Scenarios ~ Claudia Mair Burney's Heart Squeezings....

Claudia Mair Burney's latest book, Wounded, is on my bedstand and let me tell you the woman can write. But if you keep reading her Q & A that won't surprise you at all. The woman has a deep, deep vein leading to and from the heart. I'll return with a review and in the meantime you'll want to read the first chapter. If you love literary fiction with deep themes and ragged characters, check it out. (Click on the book cover to visit the Amazon page. And here to visit Ragamuffin Diva Blog Spot. )



Fiction character you would most like to be or most identify with and why?

Honey, sometimes I feel like I'm a fiction character. So, I'll have to go with Claudia Mair Burney in the novel of life.


If you could ask any person, living or dead, a random question -- what question would you ask of whom?

Dorothy Day is in my thoughts this week. In fact, I just ordered her diaries for my birthday. So, maybe I'd ask her how she, a mother, a writer, an ordinary woman, could keep welcoming the stranger as Christ, again and again, no matter how distressing Christ's disguise was, because I want to welcome him, too.


Some out there in writing land have strange rituals. Share yours.

Agonize about not having the story until the last minute, then write, eat, sleep, write, repeat the cycle non-stop only days before deadline. And do nothing else. It's AWFUL, but I find myself there again and again.


If you could change something in any novel, what would you change about it and why?

I would make the Catholic characters I created actually act like Catholics instead of some Cathovangelical hybrid. Somethings you only figure out on the inside. Many regrets there.


What crayon in the box describes you on a good day? Bad day? Which one do you aspire to be?

On a good day I'm cotton candy pink, bright, a little silly, conjuring the memory of something sweet and childish. On a bad day I'm indigo blue. Moody, somber, but not as quite as dark as noir.


Pick one…..Pink iguana, purple cow, periwinkle giraffe. Which one and why? Can be negative or positive.

Pink iguana, because I love pink, and she seems to be the happiest of the bunch to me, though the periwinkle giraffe has its charms.


Favorite turn of phrase or word picture, in literature or movie.

From Mariette in Ecstasy, "Christ still sends me roses." Makes a sistah sigh. I totally stole it for Wounded. Ron Hansen didn't seem to mind. He gave me a lovely endorsement, I'll love him evermore for that.


If you were assured of writing a best-seller, what genre would it be? Give us a sliver of information, a characteristic or glimpse of a scene.

It would be literary fiction, with language so beautiful and poetic I'd have to grow up for five or ten years to be capable of giving you a sliver of it.


What period of history intrigues you the most?

The one we're in. Amazing time to be an American. To be in this world. There a lot of wonder to behold.


What would you write if there were no rules or barriers? (epic novels about characters in the Bible, poetry, greeting cards, plays, movies, instruction manuals, etc.)

Maybe all of those, except for the instruction manuals.


What makes you feel alive?

Love. The Trinity. Wow! God in community with Himself. And then God in three Persons informs the way I'm to love. Love makes me feel alive, and God is love.


How does something worm its way into your heart? Through tears, truth, humor or other?

By moving me in some way, and it could be any of those. But I have to feel it deeply.


Book, music, person, food you would take with you on a very long trip.

I'd take a Bible--with the Deuterocanonical books--wouldn't want to miss out on Tobit! My iPod that has a crazy eclectic mix of music and movies, especially about the saints! Gotta take that. And I'd travel with a bunch of healthy yummies from Whole Foods. Bono would go with me. I'd bring some strong Irish beer and Jack Daniels for him, and ask him to bring his iPod, too!


Where would you most like to travel ----- moon, north pole, deep seas, deserted island, the holy land or back to a place from your childhood, somewhere else? – and why.

I've got mad longing to go to Italy. It's so full of romance and outrageous Catholic stuff. I love Catholic kitsch. I'd go crazy buying glow in the dark rosaries and statues.


Favorite season and why?

Summer. I feel brand new when it's hot and sunny.


Favorite book setting and why?

Each book is a wonderful world. I like to get lost wherever a good writer wants to take me.


Which compliment related to your writing has meant the most and why?

I am so humbled and touched when someone says something I wrote made them love Jesus more. Or love their neighbor more. If everything I wrote could breed love I'd die a happy woman.


What criticism has cut the deepest and why?

A review said that my audience may be offended by references to Christ as Lover in Wounded. That really bothered me. I didn't make up the idea myself. It has a historical precedent, and I dare say it's Biblical. Nor do I take it, in my opinion, to an extreme that sullies the whole concept. How can the Bride of Christ seeing Him as Lover be offensive? We're His Bride! Aren't brides and grooms lovers?


What would you do today if you knew you had only a week to live?

Have a long talk with each of my kids and my husband, then write something amazing, like I only had a week to live. I'd spend my last day serving the poor until I dropped dead. The poor Christ in someone else would be the last face I'd see.


What is your favorite word?

Love.

What word annoys you more than any other?

Evil.


Superhero you most admire and why?

I like most superheros. For all their their power and glory they're all a little broken.


Super power you'd love to borrow for awhile?

I'd be cool to fly, but being able to save lives would be quite useful.


Favorite chore

Writing believe it or not. It's a chore now.


Anything you'd do but don't because of fear of pain? What is it? Ex. Bungee jumping, sky diving, running with scissors.

I have a chronic pain disease, so I'm always in pain. Might as well do what I want. Right?


Grammatical pet peeve…sound off.

I have too many deficiencies to go off about grammar. I'm very generous and forgiving when it comes to such.


Societal pet peeve…sound off.

Poor and dying people deserve dignity. They deserve love and care.

Super Cinema Saturday ~ Penelope

I love this movie, for the most part.

What I loved:

Penelope's sweetness and her every girl struggles, whether her looks or her mom or the very volatile combination.
The supporting characters were entertaining, most of them, anyway.
Quirky and attractive sets and wardrobe.
The fairy tale aspects.
The overall cleanliness of language and low crudeness level. There were only two comments that were suggestive and both were more double-entendre than outright crude.
Clever writing and storytelling.
Max's soulful eyes.
Mean people got theirs.


What I didn't love

The emphasis on drinking -- I was amazed at how many scenes had a character either talking about drinking or actually doing it.
Penelope's friends weren't really developed as friends.
The key relationship for Penelope was either not fleshed out enough or was resolved too quickly.
Her parents stayed in fairy tale la-la-land but Penelope grew up.

I will buy this film because I loved more than I didn't, and my kids are older. You might want to preview if drinking is a hot button for you. I think Penelope is supposed to be a fairy tale designed with a message for girls, but then it also tried to appeal strongly to adults. I'm not sure it's the healthiest mix.